From 023908246af8a7542440a6253a38c9737778108d Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: jmarin217 Date: Thu, 24 Jan 2019 20:57:41 -0500 Subject: [PATCH 1/3] add grafana command --- plugins/graf.py | 5 +++++ 1 file changed, 5 insertions(+) create mode 100644 plugins/graf.py diff --git a/plugins/graf.py b/plugins/graf.py new file mode 100644 index 0000000..21d52c1 --- /dev/null +++ b/plugins/graf.py @@ -0,0 +1,5 @@ +#!/usr/bin/env python3 + +reply = "https://graf.nixne.st" + +print(reply) From 3cc5a3ca13d698afc9e15f7f74d20744494061a9 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: jmarin217 Date: Thu, 24 Jan 2019 21:02:01 -0500 Subject: [PATCH 2/3] add graf to plugins list --- plugins/plugins.json | 8 ++++++++ 1 file changed, 8 insertions(+) diff --git a/plugins/plugins.json b/plugins/plugins.json index 105bea5..950a77e 100755 --- a/plugins/plugins.json +++ b/plugins/plugins.json @@ -187,6 +187,14 @@ "delete" : true, "nsfw" : false }, + "graf" : { + "path" : "./plugins/graf.py", + "description" : "Grafana link", + "args-type" : "parameters", + "arguments" : null, + "delete" : true, + "nsfw" : false + }, "wallit" : { "path" : "./plugins/wallit.py", "description" : "Get picture from reddit to use as a wallpaper", From 38d0bd008aa49f73c6a3b1d8d28bc869e6171429 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: jmarin217 Date: Sat, 26 Jan 2019 19:16:34 -0500 Subject: [PATCH 3/3] add roommate copypasta --- plugins/copypasta/copypastas.json | 8 +++++++- 1 file changed, 7 insertions(+), 1 deletion(-) diff --git a/plugins/copypasta/copypastas.json b/plugins/copypasta/copypastas.json index e0f7b07..b6c91ad 100644 --- a/plugins/copypasta/copypastas.json +++ b/plugins/copypasta/copypastas.json @@ -40,5 +40,11 @@ "stan": "Today I attempted to insert a whole cantaloupe melon into my anus because the local shops had run out of apricots (I buy a lot). Using about a gallon of butter, breathing techniques and a few hours I managed to finally get it inside. However it was too uncomfortable so I tried to shit it back out.\n\nThis is where things got confusing because rather than a melon sliding out half a dozen apricots did. Now there is a chance that I just blacked out upon excreting the cantaloupe and it rolled away somewhere and that I happened to have a dozen or so left over apricots lying around my rectum from earlier but I cannot for the life of me find the melon anywhere.\n\nI think I may have the power to anally turn melons into apricots. Further experimentation will be required of course (once my rectum has recovered) but if this turns out to be true then I may be able to solve world hunger.", "openbsd": - "https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2HO_MXPjnqg" + "https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2HO_MXPjnqg", + "snugkissedagirl": + "HaV3 u HeaRD?1! PapI SNuG kIss3d a GURl!1! :bee: :anchor:", + "stanspiracy": + "https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/412952619536089098/533068172811698186/yHiO-1.png\nStan actually lives in Poland.", + "roommate": + "My roommate always plays hentai on his bluetooth speaker whenever he's taking a shower. Every time anyone tries to confront him about it he says \"Its just Naruto whats the problem?\". The issue is that the noises are so grotesque, so inexplicably horrific, like som infectious Lovecraftian terror emmanating through the guttural sounds of a questionably legal japanese girl. I can't handle this anymore, the moans echo through the halls whenever he takes a shower at 3 in the morning. Everyday I wake up in a cold sweat with the sounds of Japanese orgasms still ringing in my stillborn ears. Its enough to demoralize and cripple any man. Please send help." }