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# Atlassian: Jira, Rovo Dev, Bitbucket

## 🍳 Developer's Daily Reality Check 🍳

```
🔥🔥🔥 PRODUCTION IS DOWN! 🔥🔥🔥
___________________
| _______________ |
| | ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ | | <- YOU: "It worked on my machine"
| |_______________ | |
|___________________|
| |
| | <- THE SAUCEPAN OF RESPONSIBILITY
___'_______'___
( Everything's )
( Fine... )
(________________)

When your code goes live and you realize you're cooking with fire! 🔥
Remember: Every great developer started as a junior with a rusty saucepan.
Now they're senior chefs with... slightly less rusty saucepans! 👨‍🍳✨
```

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Stay in your IDE; don't switch contexts.

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